I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize