just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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