is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he was CRYING into my vagina
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
