I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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