I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize