yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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