I'm jealous of your bromance
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
We just shotgunned beers for America
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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