im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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