why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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