You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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