Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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