My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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