question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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