i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My ass is underappreciated
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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