it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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