And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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