"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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