'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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