I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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