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• (802): View more from Vermont

  you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market

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  27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?

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  Because we had sex in one.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.

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  19 Groupies Confess What It’s Really Like To Hook Up With Famous Rockstars

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• (909): View more from California

  Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore

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• (510): View more from California

  Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won

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• (631): View more from New York

  Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."

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  That text took me 10 minutes.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.

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