Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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