then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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