my vag is so smooth its legendary
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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