Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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