I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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