Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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