I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You pole danced in your parka.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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