Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i barfeds in our rink
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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