Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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