the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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