Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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