I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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