I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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