i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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