I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
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I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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