if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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