Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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