Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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