god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
My ass is underappreciated
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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