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Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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