Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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