Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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