Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
worst night to have a conscience
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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