I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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