just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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