after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
