I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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