So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
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Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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