Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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