So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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