theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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