I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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