Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
vagina is talking i cant
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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