One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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