ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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