He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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