hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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